And this is my face. I felt cute today. So of course I need to make awful faces.
Danielle, I need to give you this dress back. I keep wearing it.
Fandom: Harry Potter
“Is my cock a sugar quill, Potter?” Draco snaps. “Suck harder, for Merlin’s sake.”
Still watching Avatar: The Last Airbender
Every five minutes is like, I feel you Sokka.
Those hippies would piss me off too.
Like, he doesn’t need this, his girlfriend just turned into the moon.
My SO brought home another woman for me to play with :D
Her name is Griever.
Apparently I’m supposed to have an easier time with her because Xana, the acoustic, is too big for me. Hey, maybe I’ll be able to play, like, one chord sometime.
My dad took his movie prop out to Palm Springs and now he’s posting pictures of it doing stuff
HAHAHHAHAHAHAA BEST DAD EVER
THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER REBLOGGED…..
THE NOISES I MADE WERE NOT HUMAN.
Tell me again about how you don’t like fat girls. No, really. Look me in the eye and tell me right now that if I take my clothes off and give you that look - you know that look - tell me that your dick won’t get hard. Tell me that your hands wont get sweaty with anticipation. Tell me that you won’t want to put them on my hips and grab my ass. Tell me that you’ll be able to resist putting your mouth on my amazing breasts. Tell me that you won’t enjoy every second of touching my curves.
So… Can you tell me again about how you don’t like fat girls?
